1 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:35,618 " In case of rapture " 2 00:01:46,950 --> 00:01:49,275 I don't understand why they want them swollen with fucking helium! 3 00:01:49,202 --> 00:01:51,384 It's for the AVN awards man, 4 00:01:51,772 --> 00:01:54,208 it's like the fucking oscars of porn, 5 00:01:54,395 --> 00:01:56,294 and they want them floating from the rafters. 6 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,182 Check this out! 7 00:01:59,326 --> 00:02:02,436 Fuck me! I have several fuckable orificies! 8 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:04,936 Wait wait wait! 9 00:02:11,213 --> 00:02:14,084 No, fuck me, I'm a chick with a dick! 10 00:02:14,537 --> 00:02:16,562 - Then you can fuck yourself! - No! 11 00:02:20,512 --> 00:02:23,507 Oh shit! My dick fell off! 12 00:02:25,962 --> 00:02:28,683 Holy shit! I think this chick is my cousin! 13 00:02:29,281 --> 00:02:30,743 Watch out! 14 00:02:32,551 --> 00:02:34,491 - Dude, you almost hit that guy! - I did not! 15 00:02:34,546 --> 00:02:36,955 - Yes you did! - Well he like came from nowhere! 16 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:41,756 But it's not just the wives who need to give themselves freely to their husbands within the 17 00:02:41,757 --> 00:02:45,957 blessed confines of the marriage bed, husbands need to surrender as well 18 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,528 Praise the lord! 19 00:02:47,529 --> 00:02:49,329 - Because women have desires too! - Exactly! 20 00:02:49,330 --> 00:02:53,770 And those wifly desires were meant by god to be satisfied by their husbands, 21 00:02:53,771 --> 00:02:56,371 - even when we may not feel like it! - Right, Roney, 22 00:02:56,372 --> 00:02:57,872 Like that ever happens! 23 00:02:57,873 --> 00:03:02,108 So this is how, this is how through marriage, we create the garden of Eden again, 24 00:03:02,189 --> 00:03:05,574 without shame, without... 25 00:03:05,654 --> 00:03:10,668 Oh my lord!! Oh my lord!! Sweet jesus!! 26 00:03:11,176 --> 00:03:16,032 Sweet jesus!! Oh Sweet jesus!! Sweet Jesus!! Oh my L... 27 00:03:29,971 --> 00:03:33,910 Eggs,eggs,eggs,eggs,eggs Mmm those are good! 28 00:03:35,294 --> 00:03:38,271 - You're up early - I'm always up early, 29 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:41,362 everyday is a new adventure, today we're having eggs! 30 00:03:42,176 --> 00:03:44,300 What do you think of our new table? 31 00:03:46,170 --> 00:03:48,973 - I don't know, what is it, Indian? - Persian I think 32 00:03:49,025 --> 00:03:53,632 - What's the difference? - Mm persia is Iran, and India is well... India 33 00:03:55,630 --> 00:03:56,345 It's George's? 34 00:03:56,405 --> 00:03:58,626 Well, we've been married for almost three months 35 00:03:58,627 --> 00:04:01,727 and we decided it might be time to move some of his things out of storage, 36 00:04:02,287 --> 00:04:06,590 most of it is in the garage for now but we put the table on last night before we went to bed. 37 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:10,332 You see this, 38 00:04:10,863 --> 00:04:13,495 - this is called a horse - Well that's funny, 39 00:04:13,496 --> 00:04:15,796 where daddy comes from it's called a rock! 40 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:17,575 it's a piece of grey wrack, 41 00:04:17,575 --> 00:04:21,442 I founded wedged between the walls of the San Andreas fault, up near Pescadero, 42 00:04:21,741 --> 00:04:23,033 that's what a horse is 43 00:04:23,035 --> 00:04:26,974 a piece of displaced rock between the walls of a faultline 44 00:04:27,192 --> 00:04:29,202 well that's very helpful George thank you. 45 00:04:29,471 --> 00:04:31,414 - How is that little girl doing? - Good, 46 00:04:31,919 --> 00:04:33,826 well eating some eggs, wearing some. 47 00:04:34,395 --> 00:04:35,637 Is this a new table? 48 00:04:36,031 --> 00:04:39,754 - It's persian. - Persia... does that exist anymore? 49 00:04:39,941 --> 00:04:43,513 Persia is Iran, and this, is a horse. 50 00:04:44,028 --> 00:04:46,780 A piece of rock found between the walls of a fault? 51 00:04:47,033 --> 00:04:48,424 Very good Claire! 52 00:04:49,370 --> 00:04:51,489 George has been telling me all about his rocks, 53 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,652 who would have thought they could be so fascinating. 54 00:04:54,825 --> 00:04:58,216 - Aren't they? - It's like going to school in your own home. 55 00:04:58,227 --> 00:05:02,395 You know Claire, maybe you could take photos of some of George's keepsakes, 56 00:05:02,665 --> 00:05:05,353 everyone of them has such an interesting story behind it. 57 00:05:05,356 --> 00:05:06,849 Well, not all of them. 58 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:09,645 I mean, it's been a while since you did any of your, 59 00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:13,151 you know, art, and I just thought it might inspire you, 60 00:05:13,268 --> 00:05:15,261 Do I look like I need to be inspired? 61 00:05:15,855 --> 00:05:17,138 Actually you do. 62 00:05:19,942 --> 00:05:23,450 - Oh, I'm sorry, - Oh don't be silly Arthur! 63 00:05:23,535 --> 00:05:27,176 I'll just grab my cottage cheese and take it up to my room. 64 00:05:33,142 --> 00:05:36,274 - Is this persian? - Yes it is. 65 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,172 I'm not sure if it works in this kitchen, 66 00:05:39,402 --> 00:05:41,259 but it's very beautiful. 67 00:05:42,064 --> 00:05:43,311 Thank you. 68 00:05:48,136 --> 00:05:51,328 - I think it works in this kitchen. - I love it, 69 00:05:52,141 --> 00:05:53,783 because it's yours 70 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:04,868 Apparently, according to witnesses, she just got out of her car and ran into traffic. 71 00:06:05,891 --> 00:06:07,414 Do they know why? 72 00:06:09,048 --> 00:06:12,647 No, I suppose we'll never know. 73 00:06:14,818 --> 00:06:16,910 Well my heart goes out to you 74 00:06:19,605 --> 00:06:21,095 It's horrible, 75 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:24,403 Not knowing exactly what happened to someone you loved, 76 00:06:25,484 --> 00:06:26,916 It was her time, 77 00:06:27,436 --> 00:06:28,582 that's all. 78 00:06:28,712 --> 00:06:32,113 - The lord works in mysterious ways. - Yes. 79 00:06:33,856 --> 00:06:35,304 He certainly does. 80 00:06:36,843 --> 00:06:40,211 So Mr. Sheedy, would you prefer an afternoon or an evening... 81 00:06:40,237 --> 00:06:41,644 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 82 00:06:42,316 --> 00:06:44,825 I just think in the interest of healthy grieving Mr Sheedy 83 00:06:44,826 --> 00:06:47,623 you need to give yourself permission to at least 84 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:50,890 be curious as to why your wife would 85 00:06:51,009 --> 00:06:52,984 jump out of her car and run into traffic! 86 00:06:53,911 --> 00:06:55,851 For no apparent reason. 87 00:06:56,187 --> 00:06:59,368 Why? That's not gonna bring her back. 88 00:06:59,369 --> 00:07:00,769 Nate, 89 00:07:01,469 --> 00:07:04,525 I believe Rico could use your assistance downstairs. 90 00:07:07,454 --> 00:07:08,469 Right, 91 00:07:14,382 --> 00:07:15,965 I'm very sorry for your loss. 92 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:42,840 Some of the most striking tapestry out of the medieval age is to be found in central France, 93 00:07:42,849 --> 00:07:44,901 in the chateau of Angers, 94 00:07:45,394 --> 00:07:47,194 during the 14th century, 95 00:07:47,421 --> 00:07:52,579 a more gothic style would take root in England however introducing... 96 00:07:53,493 --> 00:07:55,008 Hey! You're Claire Fisher, right? 97 00:07:55,009 --> 00:07:58,750 I love that graveyard light box piece you had on the alumni show! 98 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:00,852 Oh, thanks. 99 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:04,269 I'm Anita Miller, I started winter semester last year, 100 00:08:04,455 --> 00:08:06,204 oh, cool, hi! 101 00:08:06,751 --> 00:08:12,416 Gothic architecture, middle period ink, this is where the flying button... 102 00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:15,575 Oh god, how much of this gothic stuff can there be! 103 00:08:15,576 --> 00:08:19,775 That one's really beautiful but it's all starting to kinda run together in my head! 104 00:08:20,019 --> 00:08:23,542 I hear that, I see one more bleeding Jesus, I think I'll hurl! 105 00:08:23,581 --> 00:08:28,358 Maybe if you hurl on a bleeding Jesus, you could get an independant study credit, or a grant! 106 00:08:28,462 --> 00:08:32,506 Yeah, I'm sure the NEA is just dying to hand out money to Christ defacers. 107 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:35,060 The NEA is dying that's for sure. 108 00:08:36,459 --> 00:08:38,619 So you're working on anything? 109 00:08:39,448 --> 00:08:40,255 No, 110 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:43,771 I haven't even picked up my camera since like last spring! 111 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,472 You? 112 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:49,825 Please, all I did was work at Starbucks and see lame ass movies like the Hulk! 113 00:08:50,169 --> 00:08:51,884 Oh god when I saw that I was just like 114 00:08:51,885 --> 00:08:56,105 "excuse me can somebody please explain those gigantic purple fucking pants!" 115 00:08:56,198 --> 00:08:59,302 I know! Why didn't he show us his green package already? 116 00:09:02,570 --> 00:09:04,029 Can I help you? 117 00:09:08,535 --> 00:09:10,595 Hey, you wanna go out tomorrow night? 118 00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:14,781 It's open mike night at the Nuts and Jolts, so my friend Edie is doing her thing. 119 00:09:15,652 --> 00:09:17,047 What's her thing? 120 00:09:18,478 --> 00:09:22,537 It's kind of a punk folk poetry performance or that kind of thing. 121 00:09:23,327 --> 00:09:25,017 Sure, why not? 122 00:09:30,617 --> 00:09:31,837 I can't believe you can't see this, 123 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:36,638 he's just using that happy she's on her way to jesus horseshit to distance himself from the truth, 124 00:09:36,723 --> 00:09:38,154 the man lost his wife! 125 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:44,057 He's facing one of the worst things that can possibly happen to a person and I just think that he needs to feel, 126 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:48,726 he needs to really really feel! The loss, and then you know the the rage! 127 00:09:48,903 --> 00:09:51,406 Nate everyone handles their grief in a different way. 128 00:09:51,577 --> 00:09:53,486 He was nowhere even near actual grief! 129 00:09:53,490 --> 00:09:55,723 Maybe he's just trying to keep it together in front of his son! 130 00:09:55,726 --> 00:09:59,273 Yeah, wouldn't want the kid to bump up against reality, or wanna prepare him for actual life! 131 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,766 Maybe the man has faith. 132 00:10:00,994 --> 00:10:03,829 - In what? God? - Yes, in God! 133 00:10:04,135 --> 00:10:06,697 And maybe his faith in God is what sustains him! 134 00:10:06,698 --> 00:10:09,356 Well he's not sustained, he's totally fucking checked out! 135 00:10:11,148 --> 00:10:14,278 Look, you gotta go through all the necessary stages of grief, 136 00:10:15,335 --> 00:10:18,697 that's how you honor what the person actually meant to you! 137 00:10:29,445 --> 00:10:31,428 How long were you with the LAPD? 138 00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:33,941 Almost six years. 139 00:10:34,144 --> 00:10:35,576 And why did you leave? 140 00:10:36,957 --> 00:10:41,712 I... I went off on a guy during a domestic abuse call. 141 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,323 - Did you kill the guy? - No, 142 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,468 I busted him up pretty bad though. 143 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,578 Did you ever kill anybody in the line of duty? 144 00:10:50,607 --> 00:10:54,619 Once, a guy pulled a gun and I did what I had to do, 145 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,064 it was a clean shooting. 146 00:10:56,059 --> 00:10:58,712 I killed a guy during a domestic abuse call once! 147 00:10:58,753 --> 00:11:02,069 Mike! Now is not the time! 148 00:11:03,011 --> 00:11:07,011 Look, putting some asshole in the hospital for beating up on his wife is not a problem, 149 00:11:08,163 --> 00:11:13,740 we handle strictly high hand clientele, mostly high profile people in the music and entertainment industry, 150 00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:19,563 we've handled MJ, both MJs actually, Whitney, P Daddy. 151 00:11:19,564 --> 00:11:23,064 Both MJs? Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson? 152 00:11:23,456 --> 00:11:25,289 Mike Jagger is an MJ. 153 00:11:26,817 --> 00:11:29,818 - We've handled all 3 MJs then. - Wow! 154 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:33,007 When you come to work for Safeguard protection agency, 155 00:11:33,009 --> 00:11:37,742 your job is not to put your hands on anyone during any given situation, your job 156 00:11:38,027 --> 00:11:39,660 is to low-tone it, 157 00:11:39,838 --> 00:11:43,428 and defuse the situation before it becomes a situation. 158 00:11:44,276 --> 00:11:44,946 Got it! 159 00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:47,712 I don't think I have anymore questions for now Mr Charles. 160 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,580 Me neither. 161 00:11:50,621 --> 00:11:54,120 - Do yo have any questions for us? - No... I don't think so. 162 00:11:54,688 --> 00:11:57,526 No, I really would like this job though, 163 00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:02,089 I mean I... it's exactly the line of work that I'd like to get into, 164 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:06,830 I'm a hard worker, and you won't be sorry. 165 00:12:09,492 --> 00:12:10,841 We'll call you. 166 00:12:13,622 --> 00:12:14,527 Ok. 167 00:12:15,399 --> 00:12:17,197 Ok... oh... shit... 168 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,583 you have any paper towels? 169 00:12:19,584 --> 00:12:20,584 We'll take care of it. 170 00:12:21,021 --> 00:12:23,171 - Mike. - I'm on it. 171 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,259 Sorry about that. 172 00:12:35,101 --> 00:12:38,107 Oh thank you so much Rico! 173 00:12:40,024 --> 00:12:40,972 Come in! 174 00:12:41,698 --> 00:12:44,050 Hey Nicole! Hey sweetie! 175 00:12:46,906 --> 00:12:51,184 - I am so glad that I met you! - Oh Yeah... 176 00:12:53,345 --> 00:12:58,143 I never had someone be so nice to me without expecting something in return you know. 177 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:01,344 - Yeah... - Except for that one time, 178 00:13:02,062 --> 00:13:03,586 which I didn't mind at all. 179 00:13:03,672 --> 00:13:07,462 Look Sophia, I'm married, 180 00:13:08,425 --> 00:13:11,732 you know we both know that I'm just trying to help out a little here and there, that's all. 181 00:13:11,746 --> 00:13:13,502 Could you do me a huge favour? 182 00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:15,870 You know that DVD player that you bought me last week? 183 00:13:15,871 --> 00:13:16,671 Mmm. 184 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,272 I don't know how to hook it up. 185 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:20,793 Sure, 186 00:13:21,523 --> 00:13:22,427 Yeah 187 00:13:23,893 --> 00:13:24,775 Alright! 188 00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:29,727 Hey sweetie, now you'll be able to watch all your favorite movies! 189 00:13:39,006 --> 00:13:41,374 - So you're going to work? - Yeah. 190 00:13:44,238 --> 00:13:46,020 I wish you didn't have to, 191 00:13:46,944 --> 00:13:47,866 you know... 192 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:52,026 - Do that for a living. - Yeah, well we all gotta eat right? 193 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,419 Yeah, yeah. 194 00:13:57,998 --> 00:14:01,037 - Who watches Nicole? - The lady upstairs. 195 00:14:02,605 --> 00:14:04,981 Where's her father? 196 00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:06,240 If I could find him! 197 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:12,077 Look Rico, he's a speed freak and a deadbeat, we're better of without him, believe me! 198 00:14:13,089 --> 00:14:16,555 And if you come to the club tonight, don't call me Sophia! 199 00:14:17,099 --> 00:14:18,991 - My club name is Inf... - Infinity! 200 00:14:19,405 --> 00:14:20,901 Infinity, I know. 201 00:14:23,332 --> 00:14:26,934 Alright, let's get this thing hooked up! 202 00:14:28,106 --> 00:14:29,163 Wanna help me? 203 00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:32,107 i just figured nobody knows more about crazy people than i do, 204 00:14:32,512 --> 00:14:34,485 I was raised by them, I am one of them 205 00:14:34,486 --> 00:14:37,229 and really am way to old to be rubbing on strangers. 206 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:38,937 I think you're gonna make an excellent therapist 207 00:14:39,175 --> 00:14:41,027 it's a pretty intensive fast track program. 208 00:14:41,028 --> 00:14:43,226 I'll have to work my lazy ass off, but, 209 00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:46,103 i'll have my MSW in summer 2005. 210 00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:48,113 Hum! You can analyse me... 211 00:14:48,718 --> 00:14:51,994 My mother is going to freak when she finds out... 212 00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:54,875 I'll just never tell her 213 00:14:56,540 --> 00:15:01,497 So, what day is this? Day.. 78? 214 00:15:01,622 --> 00:15:04,433 - Right? - More like 67 actually! 215 00:15:04,701 --> 00:15:09,253 - 67? where did you get 67? - Those two weeks you were on San José don't count 216 00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:12,867 No they don't we didn't even talk during these two weeks. 217 00:15:12,897 --> 00:15:15,332 Yeah, but we fantasized about each other! 218 00:15:15,752 --> 00:15:19,141 - Speak for yourself - You didn't even think about me? 219 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:21,947 While touching my thong! 220 00:15:22,452 --> 00:15:25,290 - Oh I like the sound of that! - I bet you do 221 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,707 I think it's only fair that we count the days at San José 222 00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:34,372 Think of it as time off, for good behaviour 223 00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:36,942 Maybe. 224 00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,561 Here, eat this! 225 00:16:02,076 --> 00:16:04,378 Some people think i'm in heaven, 226 00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:06,948 but guess what, 227 00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:11,880 there's no heaven, 228 00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:14,518 except right here, 229 00:16:15,154 --> 00:16:16,536 with you. 230 00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:27,661 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, 231 00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:29,922 I fear no evil, 232 00:16:30,535 --> 00:16:35,725 for thou art with me, thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. 233 00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:39,452 Oh yeah, oh yes! Oh yes!!!! 234 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,664 Hey, is this too much ? 235 00:16:58,260 --> 00:17:02,385 No sir, you are all that and a box of cookies 236 00:17:02,845 --> 00:17:05,950 - Do you have to say that ? - Yeah i kinda do. 237 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,185 Oh shit, I gotta pick up that package in twenty minutes. 238 00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:15,207 I cannot believe you're going be a security guard to the stars 239 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,797 - Security specialist - Oh that's so hot! 240 00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:21,439 - Who are you protecting today ? - I have no idea 241 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,261 All i know is that i have to be at the Meridian Hotel at eleven 242 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:30,647 I hope it's Russel Crowe or Denzel Washington or Russel Crowe and Denzel Washington 243 00:17:30,964 --> 00:17:32,965 Imagine the possiblities 244 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,585 I need a new suit 245 00:17:41,604 --> 00:17:44,125 Well you can buy three new suits with the money you're gonna make 246 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:47,111 "Mr They-start-me-on-a-25-bucks-a-fucking-hour". 247 00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:49,582 Some of these guys make a hundred if they go on tour 248 00:17:50,124 --> 00:17:51,414 Holy shit 249 00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:55,944 We can finally get one of these gigantic flat screen high definition TVs you've always wanted! 250 00:17:55,962 --> 00:17:59,399 Yeah, you know what else? A house... 251 00:18:00,837 --> 00:18:04,314 - Oh my God, with a swimming pool ? - And a jacuzzi. 252 00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:09,274 And a O'Keefe and Merritt stoven oven for the kitchen! Oh put your hands on me... 253 00:18:11,065 --> 00:18:14,764 My job is to not put my hands on anybody 254 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,370 - Oh - My job is to low-tone it. 255 00:18:17,456 --> 00:18:21,456 And defuse the situation before it becomes a situation. 256 00:18:21,537 --> 00:18:23,600 Oh! Yeah? Well.. defuse this! 257 00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:42,586 Keith, this is Derek and Jeffrey 258 00:18:44,462 --> 00:18:46,799 Hey... What's up! 259 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,844 D'you take a peek inside ? 260 00:18:49,108 --> 00:18:51,529 - Excuse me ? - Inside the case 261 00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:52,798 No! 262 00:18:53,087 --> 00:18:54,828 You didn't give me the combination, 263 00:18:55,071 --> 00:18:57,650 not that i would have if you had. 264 00:18:58,045 --> 00:19:00,295 Don't you wanna know what you were transporting? 265 00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:02,709 Not if you don't need me to. 266 00:19:09,426 --> 00:19:10,841 CD's bling 267 00:19:11,998 --> 00:19:14,384 - CD? - Cameron Diaz 268 00:19:14,763 --> 00:19:18,257 - Wao! Will we meet Cameron Diaz? - No 269 00:19:18,343 --> 00:19:21,631 I'll put you on lobby duty with Derek and Jeffrey tonight 270 00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,049 Got it 271 00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:39,517 - So what do we do now ? - We're doing it 272 00:19:40,748 --> 00:19:42,543 Do you got some shades? 273 00:19:42,885 --> 00:19:44,792 I left them in the car. 274 00:20:05,022 --> 00:20:07,787 I really like this table of yours, George, 275 00:20:08,702 --> 00:20:12,357 though i must admit i kinda miss the old formica one. 276 00:20:14,461 --> 00:20:19,007 i'm sure of being a geologist you know formica was originally developed as an electrical insolator 277 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:23,864 created as a replacement for mica! A silicate mineral 278 00:20:24,575 --> 00:20:28,476 Hence the word, for..mica! 279 00:20:29,756 --> 00:20:31,530 Actually that's not true 280 00:20:32,353 --> 00:20:36,397 Mica whether biotite or muscovite is a silicate mineral that's true. 281 00:20:36,809 --> 00:20:39,947 But formica is a plastic laminant 282 00:20:40,303 --> 00:20:43,674 Developed for kitchen furnishings in the 1920s 283 00:20:44,688 --> 00:20:48,415 The one has nothing what so ever to do with the other 284 00:20:55,424 --> 00:20:57,718 I stand corrected, then 285 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,120 They're both such interesting explanations so, aren't they? 286 00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:07,992 By the way, that's my yogurt you're eating 287 00:21:08,307 --> 00:21:11,002 My name is clearly marked on the side the container 288 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:15,303 I hope you're planing on replacing however much of it you consume. 289 00:21:31,646 --> 00:21:35,030 - Man, I'd fuck her. - Me too. 290 00:21:41,478 --> 00:21:45,382 - I'd tap that ass! - Oh yeah, no fuckin' doubt! 291 00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,689 Check out that! 292 00:21:53,955 --> 00:21:55,471 You can't have that.. 293 00:21:56,678 --> 00:22:00,085 - Could if I wanted to! - In your dreams you could! 294 00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:04,794 - I've had finer than that... - Hein hein 295 00:22:07,651 --> 00:22:09,425 I'd definitely tap that... 296 00:22:10,609 --> 00:22:11,932 ass! 297 00:22:26,615 --> 00:22:28,399 Ok, I think you should go home. 298 00:22:32,457 --> 00:22:34,591 - It's still early - I know! 299 00:22:34,839 --> 00:22:36,949 I just.. I want some alone time 300 00:22:39,036 --> 00:22:40,135 Ok 301 00:22:40,742 --> 00:22:45,174 Ok, so, when do we stop doing this going back to our respective places? 302 00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:48,477 - At the end of 90 days - ...of 90 days 303 00:22:48,478 --> 00:22:49,678 - Yes.. - Right 304 00:22:49,679 --> 00:22:52,579 It's a good healthy period of rehabilitation, that's all! 305 00:22:53,499 --> 00:22:56,322 You know there is some people that could rehab for 30 days. 306 00:22:56,886 --> 00:22:59,131 Those people usually relapse. 307 00:22:59,118 --> 00:23:02,520 - What about the 60 days people? - Still pretty iffy. 308 00:23:06,621 --> 00:23:08,707 Ok, I see... 309 00:23:09,490 --> 00:23:11,274 So... 310 00:23:13,077 --> 00:23:18,046 90 days! Is it the morning of the 90st day or the evening of the 90st day? 311 00:23:18,756 --> 00:23:21,661 It would be the 91st actually! 312 00:23:22,393 --> 00:23:25,486 - It's so not fair - Oh come on, 313 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,460 You're not seventeen! You can wait. 314 00:23:28,677 --> 00:23:33,615 - That will be worth it! Trust me - I just wanna see that weird tatoo 315 00:23:33,639 --> 00:23:37,426 - Oh you did already! - Without all that annoying clothing to distract me! 316 00:23:38,627 --> 00:23:43,429 Just, just... once! I wanna get to know someone before I sleep with him! 317 00:23:46,498 --> 00:23:49,860 I.. people used to get engaged before they'd even met. 318 00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:52,711 And they stayed engaged for years while they got to know each other. 319 00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:57,365 People also used to think that cats could suck their souls out of their bodies. 320 00:23:57,594 --> 00:23:58,875 They do! 321 00:24:00,085 --> 00:24:02,650 You know, technicaly, 322 00:24:03,801 --> 00:24:07,392 I could stay over.. but for ninety days.. 323 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:10,330 We'll just have to sort of keep a lid on it 324 00:24:10,487 --> 00:24:13,096 I don't think I could do that! 325 00:24:19,288 --> 00:24:22,347 Hum... Ok! 326 00:24:29,591 --> 00:24:34,049 I'm gonna go across the courtyard and I'm gonna count 'til 91 and then I'm gonna masturbate! 327 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:45,637 You want more pizza, babe? You barely ate a thing! 328 00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:49,446 Oh no I had two pieces, I'm full! 329 00:24:50,221 --> 00:24:52,971 Usually you eat the whole pizza yourself Are you feeling ok? 330 00:24:54,311 --> 00:24:55,195 Yeah I feel fine. 331 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,597 - Can I get some more tokens? - Yeah 332 00:25:00,591 --> 00:25:03,175 - Keeping an eye on your brother over there? - Yes 333 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:07,673 Yeah.. Ok, here, one for you one for him. 334 00:25:10,623 --> 00:25:12,054 How was work? 335 00:25:13,491 --> 00:25:15,234 Same shit, everyday. 336 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:19,502 You don't wanna talk to me about anything? 337 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:24,067 - Why don't you tell me about your day? - I already did, 338 00:25:24,068 --> 00:25:26,468 - but obviously you weren't listening. - I was listening. 339 00:25:26,795 --> 00:25:28,076 What did I say? 340 00:25:33,202 --> 00:25:37,686 Look, Vanessa, I'm just... I'm just a little distracted right now, that's all, I'm just... 341 00:25:37,687 --> 00:25:40,987 This is Shaky's pizza night babe, it's supposed to be fun 342 00:25:40,988 --> 00:25:43,688 The kids are having a blast, what are you talking about? 343 00:25:43,689 --> 00:25:45,289 No, it's supposed to be fun for all of us. 344 00:25:45,290 --> 00:25:46,290 I'm having fun! 345 00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:48,191 You're a lying sack of shit 346 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,600 Hey, you didn't have much of anything to talk to me about for six fucking months, 347 00:25:51,601 --> 00:25:53,751 can I be distracted for one night? 348 00:26:00,389 --> 00:26:02,269 Your clitorys 349 00:26:02,653 --> 00:26:04,829 Hot, burning wet pinkness 350 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:08,477 I wasn't the first, and I won't be the last. 351 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:12,619 The crack of the world, for all to explore, 352 00:26:12,899 --> 00:26:17,115 Except for me, been there, done that, 353 00:26:19,105 --> 00:26:21,729 That's the end, Thank you. 354 00:26:26,369 --> 00:26:30,121 - I feel violated. - I don't think he's ever been laid... 355 00:26:30,551 --> 00:26:32,169 Oh, that's Edie! 356 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:36,222 Ok, 357 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,536 Can we make a rule for Open Mike night? 358 00:26:40,452 --> 00:26:45,072 No more angry poems or songs with clitoral or vaginal references in them! 359 00:26:45,142 --> 00:26:47,210 Unless you have one! 360 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,949 Here is my poem dedicated to every guy I've ever been with, 361 00:26:56,562 --> 00:26:59,746 Your penis is kinda nice, 362 00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:02,641 too bad you're attached to it. 363 00:27:05,393 --> 00:27:09,472 This next piece is a collaboration between me and my mum who lives in Chicago. 364 00:27:18,393 --> 00:27:22,004 My mum has cancer, and she's really angry, 365 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:25,544 even though she's been smoking three packs a day for forty years 366 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:29,514 - Edie? - Feel sorry for her yet? 367 00:27:32,105 --> 00:27:35,483 I just came back from lunch with your aunt Betty. 368 00:27:35,644 --> 00:27:36,827 Aunt Betty, 369 00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:40,056 who once told me black people couldn't go to heaven! 370 00:27:42,723 --> 00:27:48,559 I feel so lost... I... I don't know what to do with myself. 371 00:27:51,552 --> 00:27:53,673 Ok, I lied about the cancer part, 372 00:27:53,911 --> 00:27:57,048 there's nothing wrong with this woman, nothing 373 00:27:57,249 --> 00:28:01,149 What happened to me Edie, what happened to my life? 374 00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:05,950 She's just a fucking victim who's never taken a chance in her life and has nobody to blame but herself! 375 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,663 I wish I was dead. 376 00:28:12,383 --> 00:28:17,372 Actually, my mum is the vice president of the midwestern direct marketing association 377 00:28:17,376 --> 00:28:19,741 I can get you any targetted list you want! 378 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:25,760 Over 65, under 21, married, single, gay, lesbian, smokers, racists, cancer survivors! 379 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,360 She's plunging head long into the abyss with all her guns firing! 380 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:34,225 You just tell me what you want, and I will deliver!! 381 00:28:34,277 --> 00:28:40,095 And it will take you 32 hours of sheer physical agony and you will never let me forget about it! 382 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,126 Edie... 384 00:29:09,603 --> 00:29:11,881 You made her look so beautiful. 385 00:29:13,771 --> 00:29:16,502 Well, you and God. 386 00:29:17,809 --> 00:29:19,885 Oh, that's our job. 387 00:29:21,165 --> 00:29:24,030 Me and my associate I mean, not me and God! 388 00:29:28,717 --> 00:29:30,225 So how are you holding up? 389 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,460 Quite well, thank you for asking. 390 00:29:33,825 --> 00:29:37,552 - It's ok for you to be angry! - I'm not angry. 391 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,453 Maybe you just don't realise it, 392 00:29:39,616 --> 00:29:43,640 But you should know anger is a very natural and necessary stage in the grieving process 393 00:29:43,641 --> 00:29:44,341 Nate 394 00:29:44,335 --> 00:29:46,806 You can't just skip over, believe me, I've been there! 395 00:29:46,964 --> 00:29:48,481 You have to live with it, 396 00:29:48,878 --> 00:29:52,362 allow yourself to dwell on it, you have to... to own it, 397 00:29:52,382 --> 00:29:55,811 only then you can have any chance of moving through it and getting on with the rest of your life! 398 00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:59,737 I know there's a reason God chose this for Dorothy, 399 00:30:00,679 --> 00:30:03,385 and I know that his wisdom is infinite. 400 00:30:03,866 --> 00:30:07,023 - What if you're wrong? - I'm not. 401 00:30:07,825 --> 00:30:08,960 What if there is no God? 402 00:30:09,084 --> 00:30:10,602 - No heaven. - Nate! 403 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,509 What if she's just gone? For ever, like she didn't even exist? 404 00:30:13,510 --> 00:30:16,885 And now you have a child who will never know his mother, that doesn't make you angry? 405 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,552 - Nate! - It's alright. 406 00:30:19,434 --> 00:30:22,584 No, it's not... if you'll excuse us for a moment. 407 00:30:23,499 --> 00:30:24,639 Please! 408 00:30:30,104 --> 00:30:33,720 - That's enough! - I'm just trying to help the guy face the truth! 409 00:30:33,947 --> 00:30:38,246 What? I'm uniquely qualified don't you think? I'm a funeral director, my wife is freshly fucking dead, 410 00:30:38,247 --> 00:30:39,533 who's more qualified than me! 411 00:30:39,643 --> 00:30:42,806 This isn't about you, ok, would you... leave these people alone! 412 00:30:43,183 --> 00:30:44,854 Look, you wanna leave them alone, fine, you leave them alone, 413 00:30:44,855 --> 00:30:48,131 but don't expect me to feed them lame shit like it's gonna get better because it won't! 414 00:30:48,317 --> 00:30:49,768 And people need to know that! 415 00:30:52,704 --> 00:30:55,436 Well maybe some people aren't ready for that. 416 00:31:01,931 --> 00:31:07,734 Formica... A durable plastic laminate used in kitchen furnishings 417 00:31:07,894 --> 00:31:11,173 developt as a overlectrical insulator... 418 00:31:11,393 --> 00:31:14,195 as a replacement for the silicant mineral... 419 00:31:15,084 --> 00:31:16,209 Mica! 420 00:31:19,835 --> 00:31:23,432 - You were so great! - No, it was self-indulgent and, 421 00:31:23,929 --> 00:31:26,896 i still don't know exactly what it's about, you know but... 422 00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:31,275 I figure, do the work, stay out of the results. 423 00:31:31,370 --> 00:31:35,429 I liked the cock poem at the very beginning, which is totally improvised, right? 424 00:31:35,849 --> 00:31:39,827 - Was I too hard on him? - Oh no, not at all, I mean, he was weeping. 425 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:42,295 Yeah but two cute girls followed him out back. 426 00:31:42,466 --> 00:31:44,688 Maybe he'll get a blow job out of it! 427 00:31:46,301 --> 00:31:48,844 - So you're at LAC arts, right? - Yeah. 428 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:51,314 - What year? - Sophomore. 429 00:31:51,415 --> 00:31:54,315 - You, - Junior, I think, 430 00:31:54,423 --> 00:31:57,575 I haven't been keeping track of my credits or anything. 431 00:31:57,694 --> 00:31:59,672 Claire grew up in a funeral home. 432 00:31:59,850 --> 00:32:01,896 Why d'you have to tell her that? 433 00:32:01,974 --> 00:32:03,323 So, what's your medium? 434 00:32:03,570 --> 00:32:05,464 Photography, mostly, 435 00:32:06,035 --> 00:32:08,400 yeah but I haven't picked up any camera in like months! 436 00:32:08,671 --> 00:32:11,929 - Why not? - I don't know. 437 00:32:12,368 --> 00:32:14,624 I went through a tough time for a while. 438 00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:16,203 That's the best time to work, 439 00:32:16,631 --> 00:32:20,857 I mean that's when your guts are all raw and you don't have to waste too much time thinking about it. 440 00:32:20,911 --> 00:32:23,358 Yeah, I just feel like anything I do is gonna be shit. 441 00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:27,659 So?... What's the worse that can happen? I mean, some asshole make fun of you? 442 00:32:27,896 --> 00:32:30,209 - Like you made fun of poet guy? - Yeah exactly! 443 00:32:30,413 --> 00:32:33,757 I mean, I'm sure there are plenty people here right now making fun of me. 444 00:32:34,524 --> 00:32:37,365 Yeah, I guess I'm just waiting for the right time, you know. 445 00:32:37,568 --> 00:32:39,547 Well, none of us may be here tomorrow, 446 00:32:40,217 --> 00:32:42,447 I mean you of all people should know that, right? 447 00:32:59,441 --> 00:33:01,024 Are you ok? 448 00:33:04,641 --> 00:33:08,870 Ever since Lisa died, every death that comes through here feels like her dying all over again. 449 00:33:15,402 --> 00:33:18,639 - It's only been a few months, Nate. - Yeah. 450 00:33:21,229 --> 00:33:23,382 I keep thinking it's gonna get easier. 451 00:33:25,021 --> 00:33:26,989 No one ever said it gets easy. 452 00:33:27,328 --> 00:33:29,329 Not easy, easier, 453 00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:32,852 just for five fucking minutes 454 00:33:38,428 --> 00:33:40,616 I can't get her out of my head even for that long, 455 00:33:43,427 --> 00:33:45,237 even when I'm with Mya, 456 00:33:54,592 --> 00:33:57,892 yeah most of all, I just don't think I believe in any of this anymore, 457 00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:58,795 Any of what? 458 00:33:58,889 --> 00:34:01,479 That anything we say or do actually helps anybody. 459 00:34:08,142 --> 00:34:10,782 - Nate, Look... - I can't do this anymore Dave. 460 00:34:11,657 --> 00:34:13,109 What are you saying? 461 00:34:14,023 --> 00:34:15,499 I'm saying that I quit! 462 00:34:15,948 --> 00:34:18,846 - You're quitting? - God, I'm not cut out for this! 463 00:34:20,012 --> 00:34:22,865 You're cut out for this, like dad was, Rico is cut out for this... 464 00:34:22,866 --> 00:34:25,326 and even probably Arthur is cut out for this, I'm not! 465 00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:27,866 I'm not! I am not cut out for this! 466 00:34:29,304 --> 00:34:34,440 I have got to find some other kind of life for myself and not just myself, but for Maya too. 467 00:34:35,778 --> 00:34:37,176 I have to. 468 00:34:40,582 --> 00:34:41,997 I'm sorry. 469 00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:11,741 - Hello? - Is that you making all that noise? 470 00:35:12,004 --> 00:35:13,319 What noise? 471 00:35:13,608 --> 00:35:18,503 Sounds kinda like a moose that got hit by a mac truck. 472 00:35:18,857 --> 00:35:20,785 Beg your pardon, i'm orgasming. 473 00:35:21,902 --> 00:35:25,938 You might wanna dial it back a bit 'fore the landlady calls animal control. 474 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:30,380 I can't help it, fantasizing about making love to you is even 475 00:35:30,385 --> 00:35:32,772 better than actual sex with most people. 476 00:35:33,462 --> 00:35:35,782 - What are you wearing? - At the moment? 477 00:35:35,783 --> 00:35:37,583 - Mmm. - Nothing. 478 00:35:39,245 --> 00:35:40,522 Come over in that. 479 00:35:41,479 --> 00:35:45,769 - You're joking, right? - Maybe not, but, come now 'fore I change my mind! 480 00:36:02,401 --> 00:36:05,905 - Did anyone see you come over? - I hope so! 481 00:36:05,983 --> 00:36:06,840 Get in here! 482 00:36:10,472 --> 00:36:11,420 Well, 483 00:36:12,893 --> 00:36:14,847 Ball's in your court, so to speak. 484 00:36:32,705 --> 00:36:34,726 Is everything all right David? 485 00:36:34,907 --> 00:36:38,305 As a matter of fact no, everything is not all right, Nate quit! 486 00:36:38,824 --> 00:36:41,080 - What do you mean he quit? - His job! 487 00:36:41,251 --> 00:36:43,126 - When, - Last night, 488 00:36:44,439 --> 00:36:48,292 Yeah it's now Fisher and Diaz as in one Fisher and one Diaz! 489 00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:53,716 Well, you've been complaining about Nate's work, I would think you'd be happy if he took a break. 490 00:36:53,805 --> 00:36:56,196 Mum, he's not taking a break, he quit! 491 00:36:56,358 --> 00:36:57,604 Now there are just two of us, 492 00:36:57,605 --> 00:37:01,691 I already had to drop out of chorus since he is almost never here when he's supposed to be. 493 00:37:02,111 --> 00:37:04,155 Perhaps this is for the best then; 494 00:37:04,796 --> 00:37:07,772 I suppose we can get Arthur to pick up some of the slack, 495 00:37:08,201 --> 00:37:11,378 he can embaulm as long as one of us is in the room with him. 496 00:37:11,598 --> 00:37:15,782 Did you know that the average american changes career seven times during his or her life time? 497 00:37:15,783 --> 00:37:16,883 Mmm. 498 00:37:17,379 --> 00:37:20,720 Is that information supposed to be useful in some way, George? 499 00:37:21,693 --> 00:37:23,288 It's just a fact! 500 00:37:46,185 --> 00:37:49,939 - Hey, I take Maya to the park. - Ok, I know, 501 00:37:50,109 --> 00:37:53,413 Have fun at the park, I'll be here at work, keeping us all afloat! 502 00:38:23,133 --> 00:38:29,245 Dorothy loved all of you and I know that she'll watch down on us as we sleep, 503 00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:38,392 but know that she is not gone, and anyone who knows Dorothy knows she's everywhere, 504 00:38:38,398 --> 00:38:42,211 - Hey... Why are you... - Hey Dumdum. 505 00:38:42,092 --> 00:38:46,851 I just got home and I was thinking about how sweet you are. 506 00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,292 - And I miss you! - Yeah... yeah hey look, 507 00:38:51,293 --> 00:38:53,893 I'm at work right now, I shouldn't even be... 508 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:58,487 I was thinking maybe you could, come over later, ok, please. 509 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,397 Ok, 510 00:39:02,936 --> 00:39:06,785 maybe I can stop by for like a little while. 511 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,663 Oh, can you pick up something to eat too? 512 00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:12,800 - Some...wh... - Nicole loves pizza with peperoni, 513 00:39:13,236 --> 00:39:15,477 we can eat it together, watch tv, it will be fun ok? 514 00:39:17,118 --> 00:39:18,492 I can do that. 515 00:39:19,429 --> 00:39:23,274 - I'll be there in a little bit. - Ok, hurry, I can't wait! 516 00:39:32,869 --> 00:39:34,709 Ahhh... Vanessa just called, 517 00:39:34,810 --> 00:39:38,858 Augusto has an ear infection and she needs me to take him to the doctor 518 00:39:41,033 --> 00:39:42,804 Ok, fine, go. 519 00:40:03,975 --> 00:40:04,580 Shit!! 520 00:40:04,581 --> 00:40:07,981 - It just started and then it wouldn't stop! - Jesus fucking christ! 521 00:40:07,991 --> 00:40:11,198 All the blood we drained must have somehow packed up into the rest of the housing plumbing. 522 00:40:11,199 --> 00:40:15,683 After we've just spent 38 thousand dollars for a whole new system less than two years ago! 523 00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:19,449 - Should I call the plumber? - Yes! Tell him it's an emergency! 524 00:40:20,491 --> 00:40:22,166 And don't let anybody use the bathroom! 525 00:40:24,011 --> 00:40:27,591 - Oh this is so fucking gross! - What the fuck do you think you're doing? 526 00:40:28,430 --> 00:40:30,605 Taking pictures, this is like right out of The Shining! 527 00:40:31,008 --> 00:40:33,150 This is not cool, or legal, stop it! 528 00:40:34,089 --> 00:40:37,669 - What crawled up your ass? - This is our family business, Claire, 529 00:40:37,746 --> 00:40:40,816 even if I'm the only one in the family who gives a shit anymore! 530 00:40:41,847 --> 00:40:45,051 Well, what if you need photos for like the insurrance company or something? 531 00:40:46,210 --> 00:40:50,050 Alright, take some more but, this is not an art project! 532 00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:54,865 Ok, here we go! 533 00:40:56,531 --> 00:40:59,354 Whoooo, oh! Gotya.. 534 00:41:00,721 --> 00:41:03,417 Alright! Alright! Gotya... 535 00:41:24,628 --> 00:41:28,800 Well, whoever did your last job caught some coroners by using PVC instead of copper, 536 00:41:28,801 --> 00:41:29,983 and that's not good, 537 00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:32,675 and then you had your drainers line busting in back and up 538 00:41:32,676 --> 00:41:35,776 into your sceptic and once that happened, everything kinda went to hell from there, 539 00:41:36,545 --> 00:41:40,957 but, I replace all your busted PVC with copper and it should be ok, 540 00:41:41,935 --> 00:41:47,562 I just need you to initial here, here, and sign here. 541 00:41:54,627 --> 00:41:59,766 - Thanks for coming so quickly! - Hey that's... that's what I'm here for. 542 00:42:12,975 --> 00:42:15,685 - Something wrong? - No! 543 00:42:16,221 --> 00:42:19,096 - I'm doing something wrong? - No, not at all, 544 00:42:19,869 --> 00:42:22,117 - Am I? - Not at all! 545 00:42:25,095 --> 00:42:28,874 - It's a little weird, isn't it? - It's always weird in the begining. 546 00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:32,068 Is this more weird or less weird? 547 00:42:32,664 --> 00:42:37,165 - You want me to compare? - No... I mean yes, I mean I do, 548 00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:40,966 Kinda, only if it's a favorable comparison! 549 00:42:40,664 --> 00:42:42,440 This is fine, 550 00:42:42,940 --> 00:42:44,482 is it good for you? 551 00:42:44,525 --> 00:42:48,107 - Yes, definetly! - Good... I'm glad! 552 00:42:49,447 --> 00:42:51,288 - Are we talking too much? - Yes. 553 00:42:52,125 --> 00:42:55,039 - I really like you Brenda. - We're definetly talking too much! 554 00:43:15,055 --> 00:43:17,531 You certainly do have a lot of hair in your ears! 555 00:43:17,666 --> 00:43:23,760 I still have no idea why from an evolutionary perspective homo sapiens get hairier the older they get! 556 00:43:24,597 --> 00:43:27,240 You have such an interesting way of looking at the world George! 557 00:43:28,616 --> 00:43:33,459 Ruth, I have the feeling that your children don't care all that much for me. 558 00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:35,050 Oh that's not true, 559 00:43:36,810 --> 00:43:39,051 Perhaps you try a bit too hard with them. 560 00:43:39,222 --> 00:43:41,729 I'm just trying to have a relationship with them that's all! 561 00:43:43,644 --> 00:43:45,485 I hate to say this but, 562 00:43:46,319 --> 00:43:48,868 I'm finding your family a little difficult to connect with... 563 00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:50,569 Turn your head please. 564 00:43:51,972 --> 00:43:55,439 Oh maybe you're right, maybe if I didn't try so hard. 565 00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:57,951 I love you just the way you are, 566 00:43:59,165 --> 00:44:00,673 and sooner or later, 567 00:44:01,212 --> 00:44:03,779 everyone else in this family will love you too. 568 00:44:09,036 --> 00:44:12,936 - I quit my job! - I quit my old fucking life! 569 00:44:13,709 --> 00:44:17,290 - No you didn't quit you got fired. - I guess maybe I did, 570 00:44:18,295 --> 00:44:21,143 It may not've been the best thing that ever happened, but it's right up there, 571 00:44:21,841 --> 00:44:25,623 Getting married, becoming a father, getting creamed by a bus, 572 00:44:26,035 --> 00:44:28,220 Those are some of life's big moments, 573 00:44:30,346 --> 00:44:32,666 Yeah, you were never cut out for this business. 574 00:44:32,971 --> 00:44:35,373 That's what I've been thinking, 575 00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:40,503 - It's all a bunch of bullshit right? - Sometimes yes sometimes no, 576 00:44:41,088 --> 00:44:46,528 sometimes I'd even surprise myself at how heartfelt I find myself on a given situation, 577 00:44:47,658 --> 00:44:52,513 and sometimes you just say the words and hope nobody realises that you're completely full of crap, 578 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,361 Happens to the best of us, 579 00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:59,078 But you're probably better off, 580 00:45:08,546 --> 00:45:10,921 I'd give anything if Lisa hadn't died, 581 00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:17,635 But then again, when she was here, I just wanted to be free. 582 00:45:24,613 --> 00:45:28,050 - You're coming inside? - No, not today. 583 00:45:30,816 --> 00:45:32,051 This one, 584 00:45:33,092 --> 00:45:35,170 - Now she is a keeper. - Yeah isn't she? 585 00:45:35,406 --> 00:45:37,613 Whatever you do don't fuck that up, 586 00:45:38,586 --> 00:45:40,359 You take care of yourself buddyboy. 587 00:45:51,788 --> 00:45:53,578 What do we have here? 588 00:45:57,487 --> 00:45:58,377 Come on. 589 00:45:59,818 --> 00:46:04,004 - So you still haven't even seen Cameron Diaz? - It's only been two days! She's very private. 590 00:46:04,807 --> 00:46:05,981 Apparently so. 591 00:46:06,051 --> 00:46:08,462 It's a glamorous job, what can I say? 592 00:46:10,939 --> 00:46:14,049 - You like the guys you're working with? - They're ok. 593 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,702 I got a blow job today. 594 00:46:23,319 --> 00:46:26,400 You did not! 595 00:46:28,135 --> 00:46:29,731 I did. 596 00:46:33,511 --> 00:46:37,691 - From who? - From the plumber. 597 00:46:39,096 --> 00:46:43,085 - You got a blow job from a plumber? - His name was Andy. 598 00:46:45,908 --> 00:46:49,835 - A white guy? - Yeah, he was good with a wrench! 599 00:46:52,932 --> 00:46:56,465 - Did you return the favour? - No! 600 00:47:03,284 --> 00:47:06,357 You'd better not think you're getting out of having sex with me tonight! 601 00:47:09,865 --> 00:47:13,833 Ok, but I might need you to talk about water rams and hand 'snakes. 602 00:47:20,176 --> 00:47:24,161 - You suppose it might be a late wedding present? - There was no return address. 603 00:47:33,970 --> 00:47:35,444 What is it? 604 00:47:37,986 --> 00:47:40,561 - I believe it's feces! - Feces?! 605 00:47:41,039 --> 00:47:44,242 Who in the world would send you feces in the mail? 606 00:47:45,444 --> 00:47:46,266 I don't know. 607 00:47:46,303 --> 00:47:51,035 Look at this Maya, somebody sent grandpa a big steaming pile of dukey! 608 00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:57,063 Wait! Don't throw it away before I can get my camera! 609 00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:16,556 Sous-titres par la Fisher Team : 610 00:48:17,539 --> 00:48:20,489 Superviseur et Grand Maître: Guzo 611 00:48:21,099 --> 00:48:24,412 Transcripteurs et Traducteurs: TRaUMA, WillyOdin, Paqui, Guzo 612 00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:28,336 Aide aux transcripts et traductions: Paqui et Guzo 613 00:48:29,479 --> 00:48:32,206 Corrections VO et VF: Guzo 614 00:48:33,424 --> 00:48:36,822 Synchronisation: De$ol@t!on 615 00:48:37,632 --> 00:48:41,826 www.sixfeetunder-france.com www.forom.com