1 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,290 Grinding the corn 2 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,970 hey, I could see if they need anybody part-time at the store. 3 00:01:46,970 --> 00:01:49,170 Okay, you know sething, Norbert, I need money ! 4 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:51,970 My rent is like, three weeks overdue, and you're not helping... 5 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:53,730 you could sell something. 6 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:57,530 How about you just loan me some cashola from your "trust fund" instead ? 7 00:01:57,530 --> 00:02:01,530 You could sell me your entire "justice league of america vs. The aliens" series. 8 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:04,400 A guy on ebay sold one last week for 500. 9 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,000 For the whole series ? 10 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,900 That's bullshit. 11 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:07,900 Swear to god. 12 00:02:08,230 --> 00:02:11,500 Dude, the auction was rigged. And besides, I need more than that. 13 00:02:11,770 --> 00:02:13,120 You want to know, what you could sell, 14 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,820 that would pay your rent, for like, the next three months ? 15 00:02:16,230 --> 00:02:16,830 What ? 16 00:02:16,830 --> 00:02:21,630 "Blue twister, 1941, issue number one." 17 00:02:21,630 --> 00:02:23,530 No, fucking way. 18 00:02:23,530 --> 00:02:24,530 Can't do it. 19 00:02:24,530 --> 00:02:26,300 It's worth three-grand easy. 20 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:28,200 I know what it's worth, norbert. 21 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,200 I'll give you 2500 for it. 22 00:02:30,470 --> 00:02:32,820 You just told me it was worth three. 23 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,620 So, how bad do you want to pay your rent ? 24 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:38,620 no way, I'm never selling it. 25 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:41,120 In fact, I'm going to be buried with it. 26 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,220 It's in my will. 27 00:02:42,220 --> 00:02:43,220 Yeah, right. 28 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:44,720 Aahh ! 29 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,430 Larry, larry ? 30 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,270 Larry, you there ? 31 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:17,310 Morning, fellas. 32 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:18,410 Good morning. 33 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:19,910 Morning, nate. 34 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:22,070 Rough night ? 35 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:24,520 A little rough. 36 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:26,510 I miss sleeping in my own bed. 37 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:28,510 I miss the boys, I miss vanessa. 38 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:31,310 Not me, slept like a baby. 39 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:36,270 dropped maya off, over bettina's with mom. 40 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,060 How's she doing ? 41 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,960 Maya's fine, if you want to know how my mother is, 42 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,660 she suggested that you call her and ask her yourself. 43 00:03:44,970 --> 00:03:46,170 So, um... 44 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,580 when's she coming back ? 45 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:50,380 I haven't the slightest idea. 46 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,910 Apparently, she still needs some "space". 47 00:03:53,010 --> 00:03:55,360 What you do want her to come back home, though, right ? 48 00:03:55,810 --> 00:03:56,910 Of course. 49 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:59,290 Well, with all due respect, why don't you just 50 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:03,390 get off your ass, go over there, eat as much crow as you have to, and bring her back home ? 51 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:05,490 Because, that's just what she wants me to do 52 00:04:05,490 --> 00:04:07,490 and I'm not playing that game. 53 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:08,960 Yeah. 54 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,620 Yeah, that's the way I'd play it. 55 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,940 You guys are more pathetic than I am. 56 00:04:17,980 --> 00:04:20,540 I woke up in the middle of the night and you weren't there. 57 00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:23,820 You were out here watching television again ? 58 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,830 Yeah, I watched "jaws three". 59 00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:32,340 I drank too much green tea and I kept having to get up to pee. 60 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:42,460 I'm so glad we're not doing that whole, "open relationship" thing anymore. 61 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:43,960 Me, too. 62 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:46,420 You are... really ? 63 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:48,240 Uh-huh. 64 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:51,130 You're not just saying that because I said I'm glad ? 65 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:52,670 No. 66 00:04:57,490 --> 00:05:00,450 David, I have to come clean with you about something. 67 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:02,540 What ? 68 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:11,650 I had sex with someone after we decided not to sleep with anyone outside the relationship... 69 00:05:13,850 --> 00:05:16,650 but, we said we weren't gonna do that anymore. 70 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,950 I know, I fucked up. 71 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,670 So, who did you sleep with, javier ? 72 00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:27,270 No, celeste. 73 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,300 Okay, bullshit. 74 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,330 I'm serious. 75 00:05:33,490 --> 00:05:36,390 Celeste is a woman, isn't she ? 76 00:05:36,590 --> 00:05:37,790 She is. 77 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,340 But, I've slept with women before. 78 00:05:40,530 --> 00:05:42,220 You know that. 79 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,940 You're serious ? You slept with celeste ? 80 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:49,680 It was just once, it was an accident. 81 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:55,700 You were walking by and you just happened to fall into her vagina ? 82 00:05:55,700 --> 00:06:00,100 It just happened. I'm sorry it happened, but it did, and I felt I should tell you. 83 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:05,430 You haven't secretly decided to switch teams, have you ? 84 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:07,970 No, no way. 85 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,010 Okay, wow. 86 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,360 But, okay. 87 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:24,370 Edie ? 88 00:06:31,370 --> 00:06:33,320 Oh, what are you doing here ? 89 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:35,700 Hello ? 90 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,700 I'm edie's friend, anita. 91 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:41,390 I just needed to talk to her. 92 00:06:41,390 --> 00:06:43,890 is she, like, home ? 93 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:45,060 Yeah. 94 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:46,660 Well, can I come in ? 95 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:48,680 She doesn't want to talk to you. 96 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,430 Why the fuck not ? 97 00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:53,880 She's just kind of over you for the moment, that's all. 98 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,860 Oh, I see. 99 00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:57,320 Why ? 100 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,020 Because you were a lesbian for about two whole minutes 101 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,020 and then suddenly, you weren't. 102 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:05,790 On top of that, she said you got all, like, grossed out by her pussy... 103 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:07,790 that's totally not cool. 104 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:14,550 Okay, for the record, I was not grossed out by her pussy. 105 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:16,950 okay, pussy, per se, does not gross me out. 106 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:20,740 I just didn't know what exactly to do with it. 107 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:24,840 It wasn't personal. It just didn't do it for me, you know ? 108 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,780 I'll pass that along. 109 00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:39,670 no, we weren't related. 110 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:42,170 We used to work at hi-de-ho together. 111 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,430 Is that a grocery store ? 112 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:48,180 It's a comic book store in santa monica. 113 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:49,180 Oh. 114 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:55,950 Did he have a family, someone locally or out of state, we could contact...? 115 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:57,650 We're pretty much it. 116 00:07:57,950 --> 00:08:02,130 I guess that's why he designated me to be the executor of his estate. 117 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,350 We were all in the west-co blue twister society together. 118 00:08:05,690 --> 00:08:07,090 Blue twister ? 119 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:09,460 The guy who could turn into a human tornado ? 120 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:15,260 Yeah, or shoot smaller tornadoes from his fingertips with the strength of an f-5. 121 00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:17,250 That's the strongest tornado there is. 122 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,750 His name was alan talbot and he was a scientist 123 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:23,030 doing research in a machine he had invented called the vortexicon. 124 00:08:23,030 --> 00:08:26,830 It was a prototype for a nuclear powered particle accelerator. 125 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:28,330 Something went horribly wrong. 126 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:30,330 And he turned into the blue twister. 127 00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:34,320 I just read it when I was a kid, 128 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,320 I had no idea he had a society... 129 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,620 it was kind of an unofficial fan club. 130 00:08:40,110 --> 00:08:41,310 Anyway... 131 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:46,560 he wanted to be buried with...this. 132 00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:50,970 It's issue number one from 1941. 133 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:53,780 It's extremely rare. 134 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:55,580 Extremely valuable. 135 00:08:58,990 --> 00:09:01,600 The last thing he said, before the bookshelf fell on top of him, 136 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,300 was that he wanted to be buried with it. 137 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:06,000 We were on the phone together, when it happened. 138 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:07,960 He made this noise like... 139 00:09:14,850 --> 00:09:17,290 then I hung up and called 911. 140 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:21,530 We're very sorry for your loss. 141 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,360 Oh, honey, that's terrific. 142 00:09:24,810 --> 00:09:27,010 Marcie's lawyer poked so many holes in the case, 143 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:29,110 the feds dropped all the charges. 144 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,110 Oh, wonderful ! 145 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:34,490 Well, I don't like lawyers, but you give him a blow job, if you have to... 146 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:37,530 okay, sweetie. 147 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:38,930 I'll talk to you soon. 148 00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:40,730 Okay, bye. 149 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,940 Uh, that's a relief. 150 00:09:43,940 --> 00:09:45,340 It certainly is. 151 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:48,160 You wanna help gramma fold laundry ? 152 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:49,780 - No. - No? 153 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,350 That's okay, 154 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:54,950 you just sit there and be your adorable little self. 155 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:02,410 We should get out and do something today. 156 00:10:02,410 --> 00:10:03,410 Okay, what ? 157 00:10:03,410 --> 00:10:05,110 I came up with the zoo. 158 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:07,310 Now, it's your turn to come up with something. 159 00:10:08,260 --> 00:10:09,560 We could go to the park. 160 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:13,160 You've been here for two weeks, we've been to the park almost every single day. 161 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,960 Maya loves the park. 162 00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:17,900 We've been through this already. 163 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,500 We're getting on your nerves, aren't we ? 164 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,690 Yeah. 165 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,490 Would you like us to leave ? 166 00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:26,690 I didn't say that. 167 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:27,790 Are you sure ? 168 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:30,890 Believe me, if I wanted you to leave, you'd know it. 169 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:34,190 Think big, fisher. 170 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:35,760 Think different. 171 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,560 Something, "the sky's the limit". 172 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,760 I'm tired of coming up with all the ideas in this marriage. 173 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,260 This isn't a marriage. 174 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:45,260 It's starting to feel like one. 175 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:49,510 I don't suppose you want to go home and make up with your hubby ? 176 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,110 I'm not ready. 177 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:57,400 What if I told nate to take maya back to day care for the next couple of days ? 178 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,900 That's a start. 179 00:10:58,900 --> 00:10:59,900 What would you like to do ? 180 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,900 No, you're missing the point. 181 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:04,060 What would you like to do...? 182 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:08,230 George is always talking about his travels and... 183 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:11,000 I thought we'd have adventures together. 184 00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:13,210 But, so far he hasn't taken me anywhere. 185 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:14,740 So...? 186 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:16,660 Let's go on a "road trip" ! 187 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:18,760 Now, you're talkin'. 188 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,250 Where do you wanna go ? 189 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,150 Some place exotic ! 190 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:47,960 god, I love you ! 191 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:53,950 What, you can't handle that ? 192 00:11:53,950 --> 00:11:55,450 Come on. 193 00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:58,490 You can't, can you ? 194 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,200 God, c'mon, bren, I just came over here to-- 195 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,000 to what, fuck my brains out ? 196 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,300 You know what, you're right. I can't handle this right now. 197 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:26,120 I need to know what you feel for me, nate. 198 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:30,730 do you feel anything ? 199 00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:32,930 Yeah, of course, I do, brenda. 200 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:38,590 God, look, I just spent the past year dealing with losing somebody, okay ? 201 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,990 Losing everything that I committed myself to. 202 00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:46,540 You know, it wasn't even that good, when I'm perfectly honest with myself, so... 203 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,200 I don't want a-- 204 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,700 but, you want me to be available for sex without-- 205 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,700 no, I don't want anything, okay ? 206 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:55,030 This is too fuckin' intense for me. I have a daughter now. 207 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:56,630 That is so lame. 208 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,790 What is lame about having a daughter ? 209 00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:00,490 Using it as an excuse. 210 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:01,890 Oh, god. 211 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,080 I could be part of both your-- 212 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,880 no, you couldn't. 213 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,920 - I have to go. - Yeah, fine go. 214 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:24,540 - Look, I'm sorry - just go, go, go. 215 00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:42,240 hello ? 216 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,340 Hey, vanessa, it's me. 217 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,440 Hang on, julio ! 218 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,040 No, no, no, wait ! 219 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:48,650 hi, papi. 220 00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:50,650 Hey, julio... 221 00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:54,580 I wasn't done talking to mommy... 222 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,580 she doesn't want to talk to you. 223 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:57,780 Oh, she doesn't ? 224 00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,280 No. 225 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,840 Okay. 226 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,690 How's my little man, huh ? 227 00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:04,890 Good. 228 00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:06,390 Yeah, yeah. 229 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:07,290 When are you coming home ? 230 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:10,290 Soon, soon. Papi's just been really busy at work lately... 231 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:11,990 I love you, papi. 232 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:13,190 I love you, too. 233 00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:19,610 Hey, baby. 234 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:32,010 Nice. 235 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:56,670 so, where are we going ? 236 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,020 Rosarita beach. 237 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,320 Mexico ? 238 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,320 That's not too far, is it ? 239 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,750 Four hours tops. 240 00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:09,040 It's your trip, you're driving. 241 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,960 Okay, then you're the navigator. 242 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,220 I did all the research. 243 00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:17,830 I got a map from the internet, 244 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,830 and list of all the haciendas, 245 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:21,830 and I made us a reservation. 246 00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:24,330 It's the off-season and everything is reduced. 247 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:29,270 Yeah, what the fuck, let's go to mexico ! 248 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:37,100 it's not like, I have to cross a bridge every day. 249 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,100 I never have to cross bridges. 250 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:44,300 But, I think about crossing them constantly. 251 00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:49,950 You're talking metaphorically ? 252 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,710 No, I'm talking about literal bridges. 253 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:57,010 Did anything bad ever happen to you on a bridge ? 254 00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,250 No. 255 00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:02,110 Did anything bad ever happen to someone you love on a bridge ? 256 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,110 No, but, they collapse all the time. 257 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:08,310 If you google, "bridge collapses" you get like, 1,000 hits. 258 00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:11,710 And you're worried that if you crossed a bridge, it'll collapse ? 259 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:13,740 Yes. 260 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:16,220 That's a phobia, byron. 261 00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:17,890 I know that. 262 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,710 I want you to try something for me. 263 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:30,390 I want you to imagine that you're walking down the street 264 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,580 and you come to a bridge... 265 00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:35,810 but I wouldn't, I would go around it. 266 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:37,410 This time you can't go around it. 267 00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:39,910 Going around it is not an option. 268 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:43,190 I don't like this... 269 00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:45,330 it's just a short bridge. 270 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:56,120 Just imagine, you're walking across it, 271 00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,980 and it doesn't collapse. 272 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,200 Now, you're on the other side, safe and sound. 273 00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:06,510 No, I'm not. 274 00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,610 You're not ? 275 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,110 No, halfway across, I jumped off. 276 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:21,290 Byron, are you taking any medication at the moment ? 277 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,590 40 milligrams of prozac. 278 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:41,710 Okay, well, I have to check in with my supervisor, dr. Kee, 279 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:45,110 okay, so, we'll be right back. 280 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,050 I don't think he's suicidal. 281 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:50,950 I think he's phobic and I think he has O.C.D. 282 00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:53,730 I think you might be right. 283 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:57,110 I'll up his prozac and see if that helps. 284 00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,230 I'd like to address his behavior. 285 00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:02,910 You want to force him to walk across a bridge ? 286 00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:04,310 No. 287 00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:06,970 Yes, gradually. 288 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,990 You've got a real knack for this, brenda, but, 289 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,830 you can't just force someone who's phobic to face their fears. 290 00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:16,730 Why not ? 291 00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:19,690 Because you have to be more patient than that. 292 00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:22,770 Someone like byron might never get over his phobia. 293 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:26,370 Then what is the point of continuing his therapy ? 294 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:32,490 Well, maybe, it's the one thing that keeps him from jumping off a bridge. 295 00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:36,860 I think we can do better than that. 296 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,100 Hey. 297 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,520 Hey, did you hear ? 298 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,720 Hear what ? 299 00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:48,470 Professor pope, just got in a car accident. 300 00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:50,820 - She's dead ? - No. 301 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,120 No, she just suffered internal injuries, 302 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,720 she's gonna be out for at least a month. 303 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,560 But, she's going to be okay ? 304 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,840 Yeah, well, I mean, that depends 305 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,940 on your definition of "serious internal injuries". 306 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,580 If she punctured her gall bladder, she'll be fine. 307 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,960 Apparently, we don't even need our gall bladder. 308 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,230 But, if it's her liver or her lungs or something more vital, 309 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,540 it's not so good. 310 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,440 What if it was her labia ? 311 00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:20,230 Wouldn't that be totally tragic for her ? 312 00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,930 Why are you looking at me like I'm some kind of retard ? 313 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,630 Because I swear, russell, sometimes you are. 314 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,630 And for your information labia are not internal organs. 315 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,960 Hello, everybody, my name is billy chenowith. 316 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:42,510 And I'll be your sub for the rest of the semester... 317 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,620 you know him ? 318 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,090 Yeah, I do. 319 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:51,790 .. Until then, you guys are unfortunately mine. 320 00:19:58,550 --> 00:19:59,970 Hey. 321 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:13,550 Oh, god, I feel so guilty. 322 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,050 Why ? 323 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,350 For being alive. 324 00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:21,400 Oh, nate-- 325 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:25,520 I just wanted lisa gone, I just wanted her out of my life. 326 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,520 But, you didn't make it happen. 327 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,030 It should've been me. 328 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:34,030 Oh, god, no, no. 329 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:37,970 Nate, too many people love you and need you. 330 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,270 Your family, maya. 331 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:43,500 I need you, I need you so much. 332 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,140 That's the problem. 333 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:58,410 You're so full of holes, you're this gaping bottomless pit of need. 334 00:20:58,410 --> 00:21:02,510 You neurotic, tedious, self-absorbed, bitch. 335 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,760 hey ! 336 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,650 Move it ! 337 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,090 Fuck off, you stupid bitch ! 338 00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:17,720 He turns waste into black gold, oil and gasoline. 339 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:26,970 the amount of waste out there is enormous. 340 00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:30,270 12 billion tons of solid waste produced each year 341 00:21:30,270 --> 00:21:31,770 in the united states alone. 342 00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:36,470 it takes the nation's dump trucks 323 million trips 343 00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:38,370 to carry all that trash. 344 00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:42,300 But, some say there is more than rubbish in the landfills. 345 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,470 Brian, of hells company, believes there are riches, 346 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,770 a renewable energy resource. 347 00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:51,850 we open this valve and the oil comes out from here. 348 00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:54,530 there turning waste into fuel 349 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:58,230 and they've invented an ingenious new technology to do it... 350 00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:03,410 uh-oh. 351 00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:05,490 Oh, that's okay. 352 00:22:07,730 --> 00:22:09,130 That's okay, 353 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:10,630 that's okay. 354 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,650 Life is a series of accidents... 355 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,950 one after another. 356 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:49,030 okay, well, now we know the reason it was so cheap. 357 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:50,760 It's a dump. 358 00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:52,440 It's not a dump. 359 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:54,640 It's rustic. 360 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,660 It just needs a little maid service, that's all. 361 00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:04,200 At least we can see the ocean. 362 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,200 Well, there's that. 363 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:14,340 Pew ! 364 00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:24,510 I made a terrible decision and brought us to a horrible place. 365 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,430 Oh, come on, it's rosarita. 366 00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:29,960 I mean, we're in a foreign country, fisher ! 367 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:32,890 "Horrible" and "terrible" are two of the most underrated qualities 368 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,590 when traveling in a foreign country. 369 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:37,890 "Horrible" and "terrible", often lead to fun and adventure. 370 00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:38,990 Really and truly ? 371 00:24:38,990 --> 00:24:42,290 You know the saying, "you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit" ? 372 00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:44,590 I don't believe I've ever heard that one. 373 00:24:44,590 --> 00:24:46,390 Well, I'm here to tell ya, 374 00:24:46,390 --> 00:24:48,790 you can and i have. 375 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,250 So, I was in patagonia for a while, 376 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,950 it's unbelievable, how cheaply you can live down there, 377 00:24:56,050 --> 00:24:58,350 and then I got amoebic dysentery, 378 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,420 yeah, and my grant money finally ran out, so, I figured, 379 00:25:01,420 --> 00:25:02,720 time to head back to the states. 380 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,940 That's when I got the call from dean perelli, 381 00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:07,520 about filling in for carolyn pope. 382 00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:11,510 The fact that, carolyn pope, is tenured blows my mind, 383 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,560 what can I say, shit definitely rolls up hill. 384 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,560 What, you don't think she's any good ? 385 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:21,710 hmm, uh, well, she's strictly academic. 386 00:25:24,370 --> 00:25:25,530 Muffin ? 387 00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:30,310 How's brenda ? 388 00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:32,870 Hmm. 389 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,320 We haven't spoken in almost a year. 390 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:40,000 I guess you could say, we're officially "estranged". 391 00:25:41,430 --> 00:25:42,980 What's going on with you ? 392 00:25:44,730 --> 00:25:48,460 I don't know, I guess I'm depressed, 393 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,620 I don't think it's clinical, but... 394 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,980 I just can't seem to have a normal, healthy relationship with another person. 395 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,440 Get in line. 396 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,740 Nobody has normal, healthy relationships. 397 00:26:01,130 --> 00:26:03,710 My theory, which I have yet to put into practice, 398 00:26:03,710 --> 00:26:06,710 is to pick someone slightly less crazy than you are. 399 00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:14,940 society like, propagates this vision of people hooking up and staying together forever, 400 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,140 when in reality, how often does that actually happen ? 401 00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:23,710 I think it all comes down to like, basic animal chemistry, 402 00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:26,110 and if you get the chemistry wrong, it's like, 403 00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:29,800 bleach and whatever that shit that makes bleach explode. 404 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,580 Right, I think it's ammonia. Ammonia. 405 00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:33,990 Yeah, I hear you. 406 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,500 You know, I think, like, 407 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,460 you start out with whatever your fucking parents and their sick-fuck gene-pools 408 00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:42,760 stick you with. Right... 409 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,820 but if you see enough shrinks for long enough, 410 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:47,720 and you get your "cocktail" right, 411 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,740 I think you can... 412 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,420 get over yourself, have a life. 413 00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:59,390 I wonder if there's a cocktail that can make you compatible with someone else. 414 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,260 I sure as shit hope so. 415 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,930 Dig in, guys. 416 00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:13,270 These are mushrooms ? 417 00:27:13,270 --> 00:27:15,970 Giant portabellos,the best. 418 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,920 The filet mignon of fungi. 419 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:22,220 If you wanted a filet mignon, why not just eat a filet mignon ? 420 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:24,460 Do you know how many units of caloric energy 421 00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:27,060 it takes to make a single calorie of beef steak ? 422 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:30,060 Ah, no, but I have a feeling you're about to tell me. 423 00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:33,260 78 calories of fossil fuel 424 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:36,060 for every calorie of beef protein. 425 00:27:36,510 --> 00:27:39,470 The meat industry along with most of the agri-business in this country 426 00:27:39,470 --> 00:27:42,170 is completely and utterly unsustainable. 427 00:27:42,170 --> 00:27:43,870 So, you're saying, we shouldn't eat meat ? 428 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,270 Meat isn't the problem. 429 00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:48,250 It's how far away from the table the food, whatever it is, is produced. 430 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:51,950 If it's produced locally, it's not just fresher, it's less wasteful. 431 00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:56,840 I used to work at a food co-op in seattle and we used to hunt for chanterelles. 432 00:27:57,570 --> 00:28:01,170 I remember reading somewhere that mushrooms are grown in dung. 433 00:28:01,270 --> 00:28:03,270 Everything organic is grown in dung. 434 00:28:03,270 --> 00:28:04,770 What do you think fertilizer is ? 435 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:07,670 These, I believe, were grown in sheep dung... 436 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,280 in ventura. 437 00:28:09,630 --> 00:28:11,040 Evening, gentlemen. 438 00:28:12,550 --> 00:28:15,460 David, would you care to join us for dinner ? 439 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:17,780 George grilled up some giant portabello mushrooms. 440 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:20,080 And they were fertilized in sheep dung. 441 00:28:20,310 --> 00:28:23,410 Uh... no thanks, I'm going home. 442 00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:25,100 To my husband. 443 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,250 You guys have fun. 444 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:40,240 I know, it's a period piece and a presidential bio-pic, but look, 445 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,640 what most people don't realize is that william howard taft, 446 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,440 aside from being the fattest president ever, 447 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,240 was also like this underdog and a rebel. 448 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,600 He was kind of like, the eminem of his day. 449 00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:53,820 Yeah. 450 00:28:53,820 --> 00:28:55,620 Oh yeah, sean penn, would be totally awesome, 451 00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:59,120 but is he gonna be willing to put on 150 pounds ? 452 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:03,830 Yeah, yeah, man, I gotta go, I'll check you later. 453 00:29:03,830 --> 00:29:05,030 Hey, bren. 454 00:29:05,790 --> 00:29:07,190 I haven't seen you in a while. 455 00:29:07,190 --> 00:29:08,490 Yeah. 456 00:29:09,030 --> 00:29:10,490 What can i do for you ? 457 00:29:10,490 --> 00:29:12,390 I need a little something. 458 00:29:12,390 --> 00:29:15,690 Whatchoo want ? You want some brownies, kahuna, catch of the day ? 459 00:29:15,690 --> 00:29:17,190 What do you recommend ? 460 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:20,590 The catch of the day is this pale green shit from up in mendocino. 461 00:29:20,590 --> 00:29:23,490 It's very sticky, very nice, not too skunky. 462 00:29:23,490 --> 00:29:25,690 - Mmm, sounds good. - Thanks. 463 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,890 what, we don't eat dinner together anymore ? 464 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,460 I thought you were working late. 465 00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:13,470 Well, I'm not. 466 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,840 I'm sorry, 467 00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:19,040 I just ate the last piece. 468 00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:22,630 But you want me to fix you something ? 469 00:30:22,790 --> 00:30:24,850 No, I think I'll go to fat burger... 470 00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:26,190 alone. 471 00:30:33,940 --> 00:30:35,860 you guys want to play 300 bridge ? 472 00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:38,000 No. 473 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,140 Not me, I'm gonna turn in early, I'm beat. 474 00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:46,140 I think I gotta give maya a bath. 475 00:30:51,190 --> 00:30:52,550 what the hell was that ? 476 00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:08,490 Okay, whoever the fuck you are, we can see you ! 477 00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:10,690 Yeah, and we've got a gun ! 478 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:14,800 And a phone, so, if you don't step out from behind those drapes... 479 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,500 we're gonna fill 'em full of holes ! 480 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,600 Don't shoot ! 481 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,200 No shooting ! 482 00:31:21,210 --> 00:31:22,310 It's you ? 483 00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:23,410 You don't have a gun. 484 00:31:23,410 --> 00:31:27,230 No, but unless you got a good fucking reason for breaking into our place of business-- 485 00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:28,530 I'm calling the cops ! 486 00:31:28,530 --> 00:31:29,930 What the hell is going on down here ? 487 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:30,930 Where's maya ? 488 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,130 I put her in the playpen on the sun porch. 489 00:31:32,130 --> 00:31:33,130 Run for it ! 490 00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:39,440 I think you broke my arm ! 491 00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:44,950 What the fuck are you doing in my house ? 492 00:31:51,490 --> 00:31:52,390 Get up. 493 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,600 You broke in here to steal your dead buddy's comic book ? 494 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,600 It was his idea ! 495 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,800 Shut up ! 496 00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:03,310 It's worth four-grand. 497 00:32:03,310 --> 00:32:04,910 Maybe four-and-a-half. 498 00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:08,060 And he wasn't my buddy. I didn't even like him. 499 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,800 That's it. I'm calling the cops. 500 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,400 Don't bother, rico. 501 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,900 I don't care whether you liked him or not. 502 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:18,600 His last wish was to be buried with this thing and that's exactly what we're gonna do. 503 00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:21,610 So, put it back ! 504 00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:35,900 Now, get the hell out of my house before I change my mind and call the cops. 505 00:32:38,330 --> 00:32:40,520 I think you brok my fuckin' arm, dude. 506 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:45,430 Nicely done. 507 00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:46,770 Thank you. 508 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,890 in new orleans 509 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:14,090 mardi gras 510 00:33:26,950 --> 00:33:29,650 when the one that you love 511 00:33:29,650 --> 00:33:32,290 is in the arms on 512 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,770 oh, man, I gotta get out of here. 513 00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:41,260 That's cool with me. 514 00:33:41,660 --> 00:33:43,700 Hey, don't forget your "bag of tea". 515 00:33:49,390 --> 00:33:51,240 This water isn't very hot. 516 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,430 It's a luke-warm tub. 517 00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:55,480 Have some of this ? 518 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,180 I don't like tequila. 519 00:33:57,890 --> 00:34:01,160 You know that cold, rubbery lobster dinner we just ate ? 520 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,060 It was probably seething with bacteria. 521 00:34:04,130 --> 00:34:06,720 A couple of swigs of this and we won't be fighting all night 522 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,220 over who gets to ride the porcelain bus. 523 00:34:22,830 --> 00:34:26,080 we've been in here over 10 minutes and it's not getting any warmer. 524 00:34:27,490 --> 00:34:30,090 I have half a mind to complain to the manager. 525 00:34:30,490 --> 00:34:31,870 Go for it, fisher. 526 00:34:53,350 --> 00:34:54,530 do you speak english ? 527 00:34:54,530 --> 00:34:56,330 Yes, how may I help you ? 528 00:34:56,330 --> 00:35:00,030 The heater in the jacuzzi doesn't seem to be working very well. 529 00:35:00,030 --> 00:35:04,430 I'm sorry, we turn it off after sunset during the off-season. 530 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,180 My friend and I are paying guests of your motel, 531 00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:11,680 and we would like the heater on in the jacuzzi. 532 00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:15,790 Whether or not it's the off-season is none of our concern. 533 00:35:15,790 --> 00:35:19,390 You can turn the damned thing on or give us a full refund. 534 00:35:19,950 --> 00:35:23,220 We can't give you a refund for the room, you've already checked in. 535 00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:25,630 Then we'll check out, 536 00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:28,070 and I'll call the credit card company 537 00:35:28,070 --> 00:35:30,270 and have them refuse payment. 538 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:41,000 I'll turn the heater on in the jacuzzi. 539 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 But only for one-half hour ! 540 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,340 Thank you very much ! 541 00:35:54,690 --> 00:35:57,350 I don't know what you did in there, 542 00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:01,900 but this baby is cooking like a lobster pot ! 543 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,400 Gimme some more of that. 544 00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:16,220 ay yay yay ! 545 00:36:36,690 --> 00:36:37,890 What do you think ? 546 00:36:47,850 --> 00:36:52,310 I just remembered the first time I ever realized what dad really did in this house. 547 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,630 I had this dog, yippie, 548 00:36:58,070 --> 00:37:01,110 and I found him underneath my bed and he was already dead, so... 549 00:37:02,230 --> 00:37:05,210 I wrapped him up in a blanket and I brought him downstairs to the prep room. 550 00:37:05,210 --> 00:37:07,810 I thought maybe dad could fix him, you know, 551 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,970 bring him back somehow. 552 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:14,840 Then I realized there were all these bodies down there... 553 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:17,780 and they were all dead. 554 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,610 And dad was fixing them, but he wasn't bringing anybody back. 555 00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:26,110 He was just making them more... presentable. 556 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:35,680 I always thought they were so sad and alone in the dark down there, 557 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,180 they just needed someone to come and sit with them. 558 00:37:40,350 --> 00:37:41,970 Yeah, I thought that, too. 559 00:37:44,350 --> 00:37:46,250 Sometimes I still do. 560 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,330 That's you. 561 00:37:58,550 --> 00:38:00,130 That's me. 562 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,200 Where's dad ? 563 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,150 He's not here. 564 00:38:20,790 --> 00:38:22,760 Is this for class ? 565 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:25,690 No, I'm not sure what it's for yet. 566 00:38:26,010 --> 00:38:27,710 Maybe, it's just for me. 567 00:38:29,210 --> 00:38:32,800 I love that little coffin refrigerator. 568 00:38:33,910 --> 00:38:35,200 Thank you. 569 00:38:36,610 --> 00:38:40,980 I mean, I still always think about acting out, but... 570 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,500 now, when I get in the car and take a drive, 571 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,700 instead of picking up a hooker, 572 00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:48,070 I just go to the krispy kreme. 573 00:38:49,270 --> 00:38:51,470 so, now, I'm addicted to krispy kreme. 574 00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:54,480 40 pounds heavier. 575 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,380 Even my wife doesn't want to... 576 00:38:56,950 --> 00:38:58,950 excuse my french, fuck me. 577 00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:02,460 I'm sorry. 578 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,800 Someone here tonight reeks of marijuana. 579 00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:14,480 It's not A.A. 580 00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:17,980 No, but, it's still against the rules. 581 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:22,540 I think you should leave and come back when you're straight or sober. 582 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,300 You're right. 583 00:39:28,510 --> 00:39:30,370 I'm sorry, but... 584 00:39:31,070 --> 00:39:33,070 I really need to be here. 585 00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:37,070 I'm... 586 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,960 I need to be here. 587 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,950 I'm really scared about what'll happen to me if I leave, 588 00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:48,550 so, please, don't make me leave. 589 00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,310 Thank you. 590 00:40:28,190 --> 00:40:30,080 hey, buddy boy. 591 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,900 Make a little dream worthwhile. 592 00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:36,420 Yippie's dead. 593 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:40,090 Can you fix him ? 594 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,330 I'm sorry, kiddo, but I can't. 595 00:40:45,770 --> 00:40:47,770 I'll tell you what we can do, though. 596 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,280 We can give him a real nice send-off. 597 00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:03,830 Smile a smile is meant to give away 598 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:09,140 give 100 every day now. 599 00:41:12,650 --> 00:41:15,270 We need something of yours to put in with him. 600 00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:18,250 He has my blanket. 601 00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:19,850 Something more personal. 602 00:41:20,650 --> 00:41:23,750 I know... why don't you climb in with him ? 603 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,770 That way he'll never be lonely. 604 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:41,270 Nate, I'm sorry. 605 00:41:42,070 --> 00:41:44,090 But I have to take something with me. 606 00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:47,340 Being alone for all eternity sucks like you wouldn't believe. 607 00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:51,380 I need something really personal, like a piece of me. 608 00:41:52,630 --> 00:41:54,550 I've decided, it should be maya. 609 00:41:54,570 --> 00:41:55,670 No. 610 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:01,600 Nate, you know what dad used to say ? 611 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,600 We all have to go sometime. 612 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,580 Who are you supposed to be ? 613 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:22,180 Death man. 614 00:42:22,990 --> 00:42:27,090 I wanted to be "the grim reaper" but, the folks at marvel already had a copyright on it. 615 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,700 Sorry, kiddo, they're all coming with me. 616 00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:37,710 I could stay if you want me to... 617 00:42:39,740 --> 00:42:40,840 yes. 618 00:42:45,270 --> 00:42:46,790 Nobody stays. 619 00:42:47,330 --> 00:42:48,530 Including you. 620 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,030 sit. 621 00:43:06,990 --> 00:43:08,450 ooh, I'm allergic to dogs. 622 00:43:16,150 --> 00:43:18,330 now, there's the man I married. 623 00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:21,040 Who wants the end piece? 624 00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:26,950 Honey ? 625 00:43:36,710 --> 00:43:37,990 Buddy boy. 626 00:43:50,990 --> 00:43:52,780 He liked a lot of things. 627 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,610 His comic book collection, of course. 628 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,260 "The lord of the rings" trilogy. 629 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,430 Every movie that halle berry was in. 630 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:04,820 Except "monster's ball". 631 00:44:05,050 --> 00:44:07,730 For some reason, he didn't like "monster's ball". 632 00:44:07,820 --> 00:44:11,360 It's like, these guys hit 15 and got stuck in some kind of time warp. 633 00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:13,550 It's kind of scary, isn't it ? 634 00:44:15,890 --> 00:44:19,600 It's just depressing how alienated they all look. 635 00:44:21,670 --> 00:44:23,570 Well, from us maybe, but... 636 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,900 look at them, they're a community. 637 00:44:29,990 --> 00:44:31,530 This is who they are. 638 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,330 - are you crying ? - No, no. 639 00:44:47,710 --> 00:44:50,640 Okay, you know something ? You're acting like a serious freak. 640 00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:55,310 Maybe, I am a serious freak. 641 00:45:05,510 --> 00:45:07,950 I don't know what the hell is going on with me. 642 00:45:18,830 --> 00:45:20,140 I love this 643 00:45:34,660 --> 00:45:36,340 isn't this beautiful ? 644 00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:40,530 ..A beach full of horse apples, fisher. 645 00:45:43,690 --> 00:45:44,890 you want to know what I think ? 646 00:45:44,890 --> 00:45:46,890 I think you should just move on. 647 00:45:49,490 --> 00:45:50,570 You do ? 648 00:45:50,570 --> 00:45:52,570 How long were you two together ? 649 00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:54,450 Since high school. 650 00:45:55,390 --> 00:45:56,960 That's a long time. 651 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,350 I know a lot of mammals mate for life, but most primates don't. 652 00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:04,430 We're human beings, not primates. 653 00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:09,680 We share 98.8% of the same D.N.A. As a chimpanzee. 654 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,980 We're more closely related to them than they are to gorillas. 655 00:46:14,610 --> 00:46:16,480 Maybe your time with her is over. 656 00:46:16,580 --> 00:46:20,580 You're young enough, just go find another one. 657 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:27,580 Oh my god, you guys folded my undies. 658 00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:30,560 That is so fucking sweet. 659 00:46:34,990 --> 00:46:36,740 Is she still living here ? 660 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,430 Evidently. 661 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,020 I thought edie and anita were supposed to be here. 662 00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:46,520 They were supposed to be, but they're not. 663 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,750 I think it's because of me. 664 00:46:50,860 --> 00:46:52,860 I thought we were gonna take pictures. 665 00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:54,960 Dude, nobody brought a camera. 666 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,460 Here...feed the pigeons. 667 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,900 This sucks. 668 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,310 You want to go see a movie ? 669 00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:09,860 Not really. 670 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,410 You wanna get something to eat ? 671 00:47:14,410 --> 00:47:15,610 I'm not hungry. 672 00:47:15,710 --> 00:47:17,410 Yeah, me neither. 673 00:47:19,610 --> 00:47:22,510 We could drive over to lacma, check out the arbus exhibit. 674 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:27,250 Why don't you go ahead, and then, report back to us. 675 00:47:31,010 --> 00:47:33,950 Okay, maybe I will. 676 00:47:38,710 --> 00:47:40,210 Later. 677 00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:47,110 So... I heard something. 678 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,900 What did you hear ? 679 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,910 It was from edie and anita. 680 00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:54,420 Oh ? 681 00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:58,390 They said something about you never having an orgasm. 682 00:47:59,270 --> 00:48:02,070 Actually edie did a piece on it, last night at "nuts and jolts". 683 00:48:02,190 --> 00:48:03,450 She did ? 684 00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:07,820 "A straight girl wanted to eat my pussy 685 00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:09,820 but, then she changed her mind." 686 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:11,350 She said that ?! 687 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:12,590 Verbatim. 688 00:48:12,850 --> 00:48:14,820 It was kinda cool, though. 689 00:48:19,450 --> 00:48:22,350 Oh god, I am so fucking embarrassed right now. 690 00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:23,550 Don't be. 691 00:48:23,550 --> 00:48:25,150 Yeah, that's easy for you to say. 692 00:48:25,150 --> 00:48:27,650 No, listen, really, don't be. 693 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:32,510 Is it true, though ? 694 00:48:32,730 --> 00:48:35,480 Yes, I changed my mind. 695 00:48:36,820 --> 00:48:39,120 No, I meant about the orgasm. 696 00:48:44,340 --> 00:48:46,330 Because if it is, it's totally cool. 697 00:48:46,330 --> 00:48:50,430 Believe me, most of the women that I've been with have had a hard time. 698 00:48:51,430 --> 00:48:54,340 But I heard about this like, new technique, 699 00:48:55,090 --> 00:48:57,390 and I've been looking forward to trying it out. 700 00:48:59,830 --> 00:49:01,830 Would you like me to try it out with you ? 701 00:49:04,490 --> 00:49:05,610 Okay. 702 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,140 Drama queen 703 00:49:30,230 --> 00:49:31,210 I was watching that. 704 00:49:31,210 --> 00:49:32,510 Too bad. 705 00:49:32,530 --> 00:49:34,690 What, are you trying to pick a fight with me ? 706 00:49:34,790 --> 00:49:35,990 Maybe I am. 707 00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:39,080 Look, if this is about celeste, I thought we were okay with that. 708 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,480 We were, now we're not. 709 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:44,280 You can't just be okay with something and then not be okay with it, for no reason. 710 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:48,680 Maybe I've had time to think it through and it's not digesting well. 711 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,680 Well, take a tums, why don't you ? 712 00:49:53,140 --> 00:49:55,110 I fucked sarge ! 713 00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,740 Who ? 714 00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:01,670 The veiny guy from la habra. 715 00:50:01,850 --> 00:50:04,950 Who didn't secretly want me to have women's breasts ! 716 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:07,650 Wait, when did you fuck the veiny guy from la habra ? 717 00:50:07,650 --> 00:50:10,650 After we agreed not to fuck anybody outside the relationship ! 718 00:50:10,650 --> 00:50:13,850 Then, why would you ask me not to fuck anybody outside the relationship, 719 00:50:13,850 --> 00:50:16,650 if you were gonna just turn right the fuck around and fuck somebody yourself ? 720 00:50:16,650 --> 00:50:17,350 I don't know ! 721 00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:19,350 Because, I didn't want you to fuck anybody else ! 722 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:21,850 And I wasn't planning on fucking anybody else, either ! 723 00:50:21,850 --> 00:50:23,150 Well, how is that fair ? 724 00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:25,950 Because I knew that I could do it without it meaning anything. 725 00:50:25,950 --> 00:50:28,750 Believe me, I can do it without it meaning anything, too ! 726 00:50:29,890 --> 00:50:31,290 What's that supposed to mean ? 727 00:50:31,290 --> 00:50:34,890 It means, that I wouldn't do it if it meant anything. Because I love you. 728 00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:39,140 You are not getting off that easy. 729 00:50:39,140 --> 00:50:42,740 Look, I fucked celeste, you fucked veiny guy from la habra ! 730 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:43,940 Tit for tat, we're even. 731 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:47,740 Okay, you don't get to say the word "tit" to me, ever. 732 00:50:48,740 --> 00:50:49,840 I'm taking a shower. 733 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,340 Yeah, well, don't blow anybody while you're in there. 734 00:50:56,870 --> 00:50:58,170 wow. 735 00:50:59,210 --> 00:51:00,610 Pretty good, huh ? 736 00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,850 Oh, my god. 737 00:51:04,270 --> 00:51:05,770 You know what it's called ? 738 00:51:07,650 --> 00:51:09,050 It has a name ? 739 00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:15,140 "Grinding the corn". 740 00:51:17,430 --> 00:51:19,430 "Grinding the corn" ? 741 00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:22,860 What's the "corn" ? 742 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:26,450 You know, with like, a mortar and pestle ? 743 00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:30,570 Only you push the pestle against the rim of the mortar, 744 00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:32,260 not in the bowl. 745 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:36,760 Oh. 746 00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,160 yeah. 747 00:52:38,490 --> 00:52:40,630 is he going to be okay ? 748 00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:49,960 It's not my fault, is it ? 749 00:52:50,110 --> 00:52:51,860 Of course not, fisher. 750 00:52:51,980 --> 00:52:54,040 There was probably something wrong with it. 751 00:52:55,890 --> 00:53:00,590 Lamento mucho, el cabello, el es muy viejo y muy enfermo. 752 00:53:21,660 --> 00:53:24,370 I think I'd like to go home now. 753 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,860 Sous-titres par la Fisher Team : 754 00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:36,860 Transcript par Raceman (Merci aussi à Paqui) 755 00:53:36,860 --> 00:53:39,860 Synchronisation: Youyoup Corrections : Guzo 756 00:53:39,860 --> 00:53:43,850 www.sixfeetunder-france.com www.forom.com